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The ESCape- Episode 9: When the wind blows...


68:34 minutes (47.08 MB)

- DJ's Al and Mike fly as a duo, as Steve is MIA... with his chicken wings?
And why is it so damn windy in the studio?!?
- The guys review RockBand, and how hearing Steve sing "Roxanne" on the game changed their lives... The "lazy bastards" also discuss what they did during their holiday time off.
- The Retro Review returns this week with a game released in 1986 on the Sega Master System. It's a "miracle" the guys reviewed this game!
- Blu Ray VS HD DVD... What side are you on? What side should you be on?

The ESCape - Episode 10: Steve Returns!


78:51 minutes (54.14 MB)

The ESCape is back... and this time, its all 3 of them!
Heres a preview of what to expect on The ESCapes 10th Show Extravaganza!
- DJ Steve comes back from his "Chicken Wing" hiatus, and tells all about what hes been up to, and clarification on his "interesting" food order at the bar last week.
- The guys review Call of Duty 4 - how do the controls fare from the console versions to the PC versions? Well we all pretty much know the answer to that question, but we put it to the test when we put PC FPS specialist Steve on the XBOX 360 version. Tune in for the complete review!

Orderly Chaos : Episode 9 - Furry Losers


88:26 minutes (40.49 MB)

Zedd returns again and helps Mhykol pick on Harmack the entire show. Topics include: Economic woes extend to Second Life; How would a Starcraft MMO work?; Happy Birthday, Vanguard; Perpetual, Kohnke Resolve Dispute, Dismiss Lawsuit; Fury Sends Out E-mails Calling You a Loser; Earthrise: Sci-Fi PvP MMO Announced; EVE On Steam; WoW surpasses 10 million subscribers, now half the size of Australia; First and Second Impressions: Warhammer Online; and Age of Conan Delayed Until May 20th 2008.

Grenade: Episode 18 - Hail Good Sirs!


96:47 minutes (66.46 MB)

This week Axem and Nerion cover an issue which has been bothering our guild for some time, RP-FFA or FFA. Nerion is against going RP but Axem for some strange reason feels the need to let out his inner poet. Anyways, it is a fun debate. Also they covered a new AoC interview that has been released.

Grenade Episode 19:The many tentacles of Cthulu


98:48 minutes (67.85 MB)

This episode we covered the differences and difficulties of multi-tasked larged scale guilds compared to the normal smaller single tasked one. By multi-tasked I mean guilds so large they must split their forces into multiple delegations and actually be doing multiple objectives at the same time. Also when I say large I mean 100+ people. This is a great episode if you are thinking about running a guild in any of the upcoming PvP games.

Grenade - Episode 20: Weee we made it


92:47 minutes (63.72 MB)

Heya guys, this week's episode we covered the G15 keyboards effect on gaming with other various macro programs. Afterwards we brought some guests on the show and tried to find out what people have been doing while waiting for the next wave of MMORPGs coming out. Thanks again guys for listening in. It's exciting to see how long we've kept it going and we hope to go another 20 with all of you.

Grenade - Episode 21: Arenas and Swedish Girls


97:18 minutes (66.81 MB)

On this episode a participant in the World Series of Gaming, at Sweden. He was a part of the WoW arena tourneys and we got all the info from him about the gig. For our deeper discussions, we talked about arena vs world pvp combat and the mindset of the best players in both fields. This really was an interesting discussion and if you don't listen to anything else at least hear out the part about what goes on in Axem's mind...

The ESCape - Episode 13: Steve May Cry


113:13 minutes (103.66 MB)

- The guys will review the brand new release Devil May Cry 4, for the PS3 and the XBOX 360. The graphics are so good, Steve DID Cry. Well, kinda.

- Steve and Mike are making up for lost time with not 1, but 2 movies in the Weekly Movie Review. On tap this week is The Kingdom and 3:10 to Yuma. Also the guys catch up on Lost, and is Steve done watching the Terminator show?

Grenade - Episode 22: Addiction Friction


82:56 minutes (56.96 MB)

All I have to say is we talked about gaming addiction and EQWidows, don't miss this episode!!!

The ESCape - Episode 14: I'm Your Huckleberry!


103:07 minutes (94.4 MB)

- The guys review all the major announcements made last week at the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco. Al attempts to educate Steve and Mike on why Final Fantasy X-2 is not the sequel to Final Fantasy VI.

- Steve and Mike discuss two classic movies, Caddyshack and Tombstone. Also, Steve introduces his first ever "Restaurant Review", when he and Mike visit a local English Pub.

- Fighting February comes to a close with a "Killer Combo". Thats right Street Fighter 2 and Killer Instinct are up in this weeks Retro Review. You'll pull an "Ultra" when you hear this review.

Orderly Chaos - Episode 11: Duck Hunt


100:02 minutes (45.81 MB)

We devote most of the show to bashing The ESCape, but manage to fit some news in as well. Topics include: GenCon Files for Chapter 11; Lucasfilm sues Gen Con; C64 games on the Wii; G.I.R.L. Got Game (SOE Scholarship for female game designers); WiiFit and WiiWare Dates announced; 15 Most Annoying Video Game Characters; Portal 2 Confirmed by Valve; Gears of War 2 Coming in November; Still Alive coming as Rock Band DLC;

Orderly Chaos: Episode 12- Out of Control


101:15 minutes (46.36 MB)

Harmack becomes a hurricane, Zedd has microphone and connection problems, Mhykol completely loses control of the show, and Al from The ESCape makes a special appearance.

The ESCape - Episode 15 : Koochie Cracks, Sakaguchi, Kuch, and Sing-a-long


101:09 minutes (92.6 MB)

The ESCape is back and our show title can't even explain the mayhem that happens on this show. Get ready for the episode some have called "The Best ESCape Yet"...

- The guys review Lost Odyssey for the XBOX 360, by Mistwalker Studios. See why Steve's been "lost" on RPG's since Final Fantasy VI.

- The guys also address previous comments from fellow Uberguilds Radio Show, The OC. Even DJ Harmack thought this retaliation was funny... literally. Jak comments back in his 2 Cents on The OC's assumptions of Jak being a "robot".

Grenade - Episode 23: Axem's Date


93:26 minutes (64.17 MB)

Today we covered the purpose of beta's as we discussed also the technical betas in AoC. Also, Axem goes on a date with a NON-gamer. Can a non-gamer have a long term relationship with a person such as Axem? GO VOTE ON OUR FORUMS!

Orderly Chaos - Episode 13 : Giggles


81:48 minutes (37.46 MB)

Gary Gygax, creator of D&D has passed away at age 69; Metal Gear Solid 4 confirmed for June 12, 2008!; Kojima: MGS4 too big for 50 GB Blu-ray disc; Ziff Davis (1UP/EGM/GFW) Files for Bankruptcy; It's Shocking, We're Pissed, Wii Fit Sorta Works; EA Tells Jack Thompson to Take a Flying Leap; 10 reasons PlayStation 3 is still relevant; In-Game Communication Coming to PS3 This Summer; 10/10 for Super Smash Bros. Brawl from GamerNode; IGN Brawl Review- 9.5; pwnage (TM)?; Activision May Be Considering An MMO Call of Duty; and Zedd rants about Huckabee playing Rock Band.

Grenade - Episode 24: Economic Meltdown


92:26 minutes (63.48 MB)

Alright guys, we covered the economies of MMO's from top to bottom this week. Everything about them from the currency to the outputs/inputs. If you are taking a college level economics class you might recognize some of the terms we use.

Orderly Chaos - Episode 14: 1000 Screwups


109:36 minutes (50.19 MB)

Topics Include: Mario Clouds and Bushes; Mario Kart Wii Dated For US; Nintendo Offers to Repair Broken Super Smash Bros Brawls; Microsoft Excel as a Revolutionary Game Engine?; Confirmed: Xbox 360 Price-Cut, Now Cheaper Than Wii; Microsoft says no Blu-ray for Xbox 360; Five Things Videogames Owe D&D; GiantBomb.com is Jeff Gerstmann's new video game website.; Gibson says Guitar Hero violates patents, Activision says no; PSA: Dreamcast.com turned into phishing scam; Bungie Unscrews Previously Screwed Gamer; Is Force-Feedback the Holy Grail for Gaming?; First Look at StarCraft II Zerg; BioShock 2

Grenade - Episode 25: Good Grief


93:30 minutes (64.21 MB)

This week we brought up another controversial issue, griefing in MMO's. Now be as it may we are probably, Axem and myself, completely on the far side of this argument, we suceeded in bringing you an objective and interesting debate on the subject. We also began our new special section of the show where on Grenade we are now designing an MMO, from the ground up.

Orderly Chaos - Episode 15: Dream System


106:05 minutes (48.57 MB)

We once again prove that this show is better when you are drunk. Topics Include: How to Fix the ESRB Ratings System: An Insiders Perspective; In-game Rock Band Music Store revealed; Valve Wants Free DLC - How Say You Microsoft and Sony?; Jack Thompson wants you to molest children directly; Florida Supreme Court Sanctions Jack Thompson; Top 5 Games You're Better at Drunk; Wii Video Games Blamed For Rise In Effeminate Violence (just kidding); EA to Take Two: Prepare for Grand Theft Boardroom; GTA 4 Multiplayer Details Emerge. 15 Game Modes!;

Grenade - Episode 26: Building the Dream


90:57 minutes (62.46 MB)

Hey everyone, this round we tackled our new MMO development section head on. Axem and I began laying down the cornerstones of the world we are making on the air, but along the way a couple disputes broke out over gear progression!

The ESCape - Episode 19: That Warm, Tingling Sensation


124:23 minutes (85.43 MB)

Thats right, The ESCape is back with an all new episode. This week, Al and Mike fly as a duo, as Steve is out sick... or is he just avoiding any episode number with a 9 in it?

- This week we will be discussing the long-awaited PSP sequel Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, the latest to hit the Compilation of Final Fantasy VII series. Keeping on topic with Final Fantasy, we take a look at the original 2001 theatrical release Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within movie, and find out why this once potential box office smash turned to being an official box office dud.

The ESCape - Episode 22: That 90's Show


103:11 minutes (47.24 MB)

The ESCape is back... and with another live show. It started last week, it continues this week. The guys take a look at the Nintendo VS Sega war that took place from the late 80s to the early 90's. We take a look at both sides, the inception of Sonic, the "Blast Processing" scandal, how Nintendo could have been Playstation, why TG16 never took off in the USA, and we'll discuss the only system to have games that cost $200 a pop.